Doctor: Aapki Bimari Ki Asal Vajah Meri Samajh Men Nahin A Rahi Ho Sakta Hai Daru Pine Ki Vajah Se Aisa Ho Raha Ho Santa: Koi Baat Nahin Doctor Sahab Jab Aapki Utar Jayegi Tab Main Dobara A Jaunga Chek-Up Ke Liye
Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Doctor: A Gae Badi Umra Hai Tumhari - Main Abhi Tumhe Yaad Kar Raha Tha Santa: Achchha Bahut Umra Hai To Main Jata Hun Ilaj Se Kya Fayda
Banta: Yaar Santa Mainne Tumhen Latter Par Chipakane Ke Liye Tikat Kharidne Ke Liye Paise Diye The Fir Tu Ye Paise Mujhe Vapas Kyon Kar Raha Hai? Santa: O Yaar Main Jab Letter Post Karne Post Box Pe Gaya To Waha Koi Tha Hi Nahin Aur Kisi Ne Mujhe Dekha Hi Nahin Ki Maine Bina Tikat Hi Letter Post Kar Diya
Jito: Ek Shadishuda Jindagi Men Aur Pagalkhane Men Kya Antar Hai Santa: Pagalakhane Men Aap Thik Hokar Bahar Ja Sakte Ho Aur Shadishuda Jindagi Men Aisa Kuchh Sambhav Nahin Hai
Banta: Kya Hua Santa Tum Aise Bimaaron Jaise Kyon Lag Rahe Ho? Santa: Kya Batau Yaar Main Bhukha Mar Raha Hu Banta: Kyon Kya Ho Gaya? Santa: Meri Patni Diting Kar Rahi Hai N Isliye
Santa: Mujhe Bahut Chinta Ho Rahi Hai Yaar Barish Shuru Ho Gayi Hai Aur Meri Patni Bajar Gayi Hui Hai Banta: Chinta Ki Kya Baat Hai? Vo Kisi Dukan Pe Ruk Jayegi Santa: Isi Bat Ki To Chinta Hai Ki Vo Kisi Dukan Pe N Ruk Jaye